The fate of humanity hangs in the balance. Evil forces are propelling us ever faster down a path of debauchery and slavery, a descent into hell. We can bend the knee one by one and fall. Or together we can fight back. We can win. We can restore ourselves and our civilization to a culture of life, strength, virility, and freedom.
We are The Men in the Woods. A group of average, ordinary men who together form something much more than average or ordinary. If you are downtrodden and demoralized, burnt out and weak, and see nothing but a bleak future ahead, we want you to join us. None of us can go at it alone. But together we heal. Together we are strong. Together we fight. Together we topple the evils of the world and take back our birthright of a truly joyful existence free from oppression. We are a brotherhood. We are what we've all been looking for.